Congresswoman Diane Black (R-TN) told a group of preachers that “pornography” in the grocery stores is the root cause of the blackness in these young boys’ souls leading them to shoot up the schools.

Here is what the folks over at the Huffington Post quoted Black as saying, “It’s available on the shelf when you walk in the grocery store Yeah, you have to reach up to get it, but there’s pornography there. All of this is available without parental guidance. I think that is a big part of the root cause.”

That’s right folks. Let Black tell it, these young boys are so horny that they’ve figured out the best way to bust a nut is to bust some heads.

Wait a minute. Let me re-phrase that. Let Black tell it, these young boys are so horny that they’ve figured out the best way to bust a nut is to shoot ‘em up. Yeah, that’s it right there. Mm-hmm.

But y’all see, there’s something y’all must understand. Black is doing all of this jaw jagging about porno in the grocery stores because she’s trying to find the votes to make up for the votes she knows she doesn’t have.

Black needs the Independent folks’ votes in order to become the next governor of Tennessee, but Black can’t get those votes because the Independent folks don’t like her.

The people over there at Vanderbilt University did a poll which shows that greater than a majority (52%) of the Independent folks don’t have a good view of Black.

Now, I must admit that the poll does show that greater than a majority of the Republicans (71%) are all right with Black.

However, all of that doesn’t amount to a hill of beans when a politician needs folks in the middle to carry him/her over.

Any politician who has a job will tell you that he/she has that job because he/she was able to pull some outside party folks and a good number of the Independent folks over.

Right now, Black is batting at zero. The fact that she’s not going to get enough Democrats to give her the time of day and over a majority of the Independents don’t like her to begin with means she won’t be the next governor of the great state of Tennessee.

This is what John Geer, a fella who works with Vanderbilt University, had to say about that, “Diane Black’s un-favorability numbers are a real problem for her in a general election. Republicans don’t need Democratic votes to win, but they do need votes from independents.”

And I doubt very seriously that talking about getting porno out of the grocery stores is going to give Black “votes from independents.”

If anything, the Independents and everybody else may head over to their local grocery stores to buy themselves some porno.